Ok so Dean walked out of the bar and he was drunk and mad and he walked to his car. He drove by and saw this (what he and Mel thought was pretty, but she was literally a fucking trash can) girl! And so he was like "ayy lmao" and she got into the car and they drove to a hotel. And then they crashed into the wall. They got out and the girl got stolen by a ghost. Then Dean found the ghost and killed the ghost and then Dean was actually Mel.
The end.