Lesson 1-How to be precise with words to avoid misinterpretation

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You went over to your crush with his/her friends around him/her.

"Um...excuse me, but can I borrow (your crush's name) for a sec?" you asked.

"Sure." his/her friends replied.

You went to talk in private.

"So what did you want to talk about, (your name)?" your crush asked.

"I'm in love with you, (crush's name)." you said.

"I love you too, bro." your crush said.

5 hours earlier...

I'm (Your name). I've been in love with (your crush's name).

I decided to confess to him(/)her today.

I really wanted (your crush's name) to know that I loved him(/)her.

Not as a friend.

Back to reality...

"T-that's good to hear.." you said then thanked your crush.

You went home then video chatted your best friend.

Bro, I was brutally rejected.

You said.

You really suck at love life, dude.

Your best friend admitted.

Get to the part where you help me, already!

You exclaimed then shaked your computer screen.

I'm not buying you a new monitor if you shake that to death. But back to the point. Go ask advice from VoicelessCanary3205@gmail.com, bro. She is da bomb! I got a girlfriend(/)boyfriend because of her.

{ A/N: VoicelessCanary3205 is your beloved author, nobodyrocksit ;) }

He(/)she advised.

Fine, bro. Thanks.

You said and ended the call.

You immediately opened your gmail and added VoicelessCanary3205 to your contacts.

You sent a message.

Dear Ms. Canary,

I confessed to the girl(/)boy I loved, but I was brutally rejected. I really really loved him/her. I asked if I could talk to him/her in private then excused him/her from his/her friends. She(/)he said that she/he loved me only as a sibling. I asked my best friend for help and told me to consult you because he/she got a girlfriend/boyfriend because of you.

My sincerest apologies for disrupting,
(Your name)

I thought it would take a while for her reply, but her reply was received in an instant.

Dear (your name),

I understand your situation. Does your best friend happen to be (your best friend's name)?

Best regards,
Cana ^~^

Dear Ms. Canary,

Yes, it is him(/)her.

She replied in a message.

Cana: Boy, you are stupid.

You: Jeez, did you have to rub it in?

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