Some of the letters that people give to santa you will see are miss spelled because their littel kids and dont know how to spell that good. But after every note i will put what it says in bold on the bottem of the letter.
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Drea satan, I want a acton figur fr chrstmas!
Lve• Nev
(Dear santa, I want a action figure for Christmas! Love•Nev)
"KELLIN WE HAVE ANOTHER LETTER FROM 8 YEAR OLD NEV" I screamed into the microphone that leds to where the elves worked. This christmas has been hectic as hell. Theres more Christmas orders than ever. Plus on top of that my wife Cassandra wants me to start getting intimate with her. But i lost interest after the first and only time we ever where intimate. Now you may be wondering 'Why would santa clauses wife want a wrinkly dick in her?' Well i will have you know that my dick is INFACT not wrinkly. Because im only 32 not fucking 10374747 years old. But at the same time im not the original santa clause. Im santas son Vic. Santa got into a 'accident' with one of the ranideer. Lets just say santa has a bit too much fun if u now what i mean ;)
"YOUR ON IT BOSS" i hear through the connected mircophone. Kellin is one of my best workers. Hes always ready and quick to work. But hes not just some normal ugly ass elf. Hes a sexy as hell elf. Know you may be wondering why i find a 15 inch person hot. Well the myths that elfs are small is infact a lie. There just as tall as a normal average person. Just maybe a couple inches smaller than a normal height person is. And they dont have long ass ears they have normal ears. But the only difference is that when a boy elf is born they have natural Green hair. When a girl is born they have natural Purple hair. Thats the only real difference besides they grow normal elf height in a matter of 1 month. Also one more differnce is every boy elf is born with Green eyes. Every girl elf is born with dark purple eyes. It's actually pretty cool. But for me im just some regular person who just so happens to be a person who directs the red nose raindeer. Just as i was getting caught up with my thoughts a letter came through the mail box.
Drea Santa
I wan a dild lik
My mum hs.
Love•Carloine
(Dear santa, I want a dildo like my mum has. Love•Carloine)
Interesting to say the least. I dont know if i should laugh or give the kid a free ticket to the therapist.
"KELLIN I NEED YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW! PLEASE" I screamed in the mircophone. I hear foot steps a Green haired boy pops out behind the door of my office.
"Yes, Sir?" He asked.
"Well 6 year old Carloine wants a dildo for Christmas and i do not know what to do. Should i give it to her or?" I asked generally confused.
"No sir, Just get her a doll. Maybe a monster high doll? There much better than barbie dolls." Kellin said. He does have a point. Monster high dolls are so much better than barbie dolls.
"Okay then...Thanks for the help" i said giving him a sign that its okay to leave now. He nodded and bite his lip before leaving.
Just then another letter came in from 12 year old Jack barakat
Dear santa i want a porn collection of CDs. Thanks bitch
From•That bitch around the corner...Jack
What is going on with childern these days? When i was littel i wanted candy and the new action figure. Not a fucking purple dildo and a collection of porn CDs. Sometimes if im lucky a kid will ask for a doll that isnt that hard to make. Im surprised i got 9484 Orders of dolls. I sometimes get 3089 orders not 9484. I sometimes get adult orders too. But it's mostly just adults who have no friends and cant offered a present.
"Vic Santa clause needs you asap" The head elf says before leaving the room. Im guessing santa recovered from his 'accident'. I told him i would be santa i till he is fully recovered. Which i guess is now.
"Yes dad" i say as i see a fat ass on the bed.
"Yes son, Well i will have you know i am retireing from being santa clause. I n-"
"Hold up so whos gonna be santa clause? You can always give the job to Mike. Hes been wanting this job since day one!" I said.
"Well Vic. The thing is...You're the new santa Clause"
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I was just finshing up the last toy of the day before heading up stairs to my room. Today has been along day considering i was teased for having a huge crush of Vic. But the elfs wouldnt dare tell santa or Vic considering i know most of their secrets that i could tell santa and have them fired in a matter of One Secound. I was heading up the stairs when i heard yelling and a door slam shut. Just as the door shut i saw vic come storming down the hall way face red and hands held tightly against his side. He saw me for a brief secound and in that secound i swear i saw lust in his eyes. He came storming up to me and grabbed my arm and dragged me to his room. He looked at me with lust clouding his eyes.
"Ive been wanting to do this since the day i saw you" he said before pulling me in and kissing me not so gentle. He pulled away and took off his shirt then went straight to mine. This is so wrong. HE HAS A WIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! But i couldnt help but not say anything. I mean I've been wanting this for a while now. He went straight to my jeans and took them off and them went and took his off as well.
"Prep or no prep?" He asked.
"No prep" i said desperate.
He slid his boxers off then mine cane off as well. He pushed me to the bed and started grinding against me which made me moan loud. Thank god these walls are sound proof. He grabed lube and a condom and put it on. He then slammed into me with out warning and kept going without skipping a beat. He slammed in harder and deeper making me and him cry out into a moan. He then flipped us over so i was on top. I bounced uo and down fast and hard making him moan louder than me. I kept going till he came inside the condom. He then rubbed me up and down my throbbing dick. Till i came all over. He pulled out and grabbed a rag to clean us off. He looked at me for about five secounds before smirking and saying
"Same time tomorrow?" I couldnt help but nod and smile just at the fact that this wasnt a dream. This was actually happening.
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FanfictionKellin Bostwick better know as Kellin Quinn is a elf santas most prized elf. Vic Fuentes better know as Santa. But what happens when santa finds interested in littel old kellin
