November 23 English Class

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i am typing this to look like i am doing something in class i realize now i could just type radome words so here goes butternut banana alphabet purple carter sandwich will and fudge marry apple quarter me nachos for sure butt. And now i am going to ew the teacher just stuck her ass in my face in going to vomit and i'm over it. I have to fart like i have to fart so bad it hurts and its not going away, i'm about to fart its like seeping quietly through my butt. I feel slightly better now. The teacher is like stalking my computer but she's so old that she cant see my screen. Every time she bends over or turns around the class freaks and starts talking, It's funny. I still have to fart. Now she's sitting in my desk like in it in it. Im close to her in a different desk charging my computer. She is like doodling and not paying any attention to anyone. I still have to fart. Eww colin the weird kid who smells just looked at me we made eye contact with him. I have really typed a lot. I was playing a game but i got bored so now I'm just doing meaningless typing that I will just delete after the class period is over. I just noticed that I have my phone i guess i could play on it but the teach is stalking me. I still have to fart. I don't know how much more of this mindless typing I can to I don't even remember everything I typed. I just red it wtf is wrong with me. I still have to fart. I'm also pretending to read a book so I just keep looking down at it. I still have to fart. Some one keeps whispering and i don't know who it is, SHUT THE FUCK UP whoever you are. Andrew walked into the room. I still have to fart. Sergio is leaving now. I still have to fart. Now Daniel is leaving, I used to date him but I could never understand what he would say, she speaks mostly Spanish and what he can say in english is poor. She's like the opposite of me. I still have to fart. Ugh Kaitlyn is talking she is so annoying I don't know why I was ever friends with her. She is fucked up in the head face body and soul. Ew. I still have to fart. Sergio came back, Hello. Cole is leaving they all have to go to the bath room. Kaitlyn is trying to flirt its hideous. Noah is blowing his nose. I still have to fart. He missed the trash can with the tissue. Andres is still gone. I still have to fart. I am so bored. I still have to fart. Jacob came back, I didn't know he left. Cole is leaving again. Some one made a noise. I still have to fart. Some one farted It wasn't me. I still have to fart. They are becoming low now. Andres is back. Beau said baby radishes. Cole is back, Edgar is leaving I keep seeing older class men in suits its nice. Edgar is back. I could smell his cologne when he walked past. To much. I still have to fart. Class is over. 





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