"I'm not gone lie gurl, he cute as hell."
I am currently on the phone with my girl Brianna. G.
"Nooo he is not Christie, his neck too long. The fuck." What a way to break my heart.
Oops I forgot to introduce myself.
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I am Christie Herrington. I am a girl, I'm still a virgin, I don't have a boyfriend, and I like the colors, blue, purple, green, and black.
Now back to the the current event.
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This bitch always breaking or hurting my damn heart. I'd rather her do it than a boy.
"I'm for real Christie, his neck is too long he probably do something with that."
"Why the hell would you say that. Nasty ass that's why I'm telling mom." Silence. "Hello, from the other side."
Oh well.
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"Get yo ass down here and wash these dishes we finna have guest."
"Coming!"
I hate washing dishes bro dang! Why can't she wash the damn dishes. I said in my head.
Thwap!
What the.....
"Watch your mouth." She went round the corner but she came back and did that I'm watching you sign.
Out the corner of my eye I seen something scatter across the kitchen. I hopped on the counter, looking for the suspect.
"Mom!"
I heard a muffled 'what the hell you want'.
"I think its a roach!"
"Kill it."
Now she know I'm scared of damn bugs I don't know why she be doing that.
I seen the roach crawl up the counter I was stationed on.
Oh nooo.
Time to go.
I jumoed down and ran out the door, looking rabid as hell, in front of this group of boys that stay in front of my house.
"Aye yo ma, yo ass look tight!"
"You talking to me?"
"Yea, Bae. For real though let me get yo number."
"TNT"
"What?!"
"There's no time." With that I sauntered off with nun but some booty shorts and a big ass jersey.
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Ayye y'all let me know on how tell think I did.
Don't be shady and vote for Khadie.
