Our Adventures In Wonderland (Jenna's POV)

Wonderland is dark

We fell down down and down in till we landed on the ground. I moaned and rolled to my back. I saw Rose getting up,

"Were on earth are we?" She asked getting up. I rubbed my acing head and started to get up.

"I'm pretty sure awhile back you said were going to Wonderland. So its safe to say, Wonderland." I said getting up and looking around. I felt my back pocket. My gun and ski mask were still in my pocket. I looked around. The sky was dark and there were black trees all over the place. I looked p at the sky to see were we fell from. I didn't see a hole or anything. 

"lets try that way!" Rose said pointing to a sign that said "wonderland 1 mile" with an arrow pointing to a long, twisty road.

"Fine..." I said. We started to walk down the road to Wonderland.

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We finally came to a dark, creepy town. It remained me of thous classic "ghost towns" you see in movies. I expected Wonderland to be more like the cartoons I watched when I was a kid. Not some mystical ghost town. There was a building that said "VISITORS"  and I pointed that out to Rose. Maybe they know how we can get back home. I don't trust this town. I grown up learning that you should never trust anyone or anything. We stepped inside and the smell of stale, cheap beer stung my nose. I started to breath through my mouth so I wouldn't smell that. A unicorn was there. it wasn't a typical unicorn that was rainbowie and happy and barfed rainbows or something. This one looked like it haven't had a bath in 5 months and he had a long beard and a fat beer belly.

"Who are you?!" Th unicorn asked glaring at us. Wow rude much?

"I'm Rose and this is Jenna we would like to live here." Rose said. I wanted to decline but Rose looked pretty confident. We can probably stay here for awhile. The unicorn whooped and grinned to us.

"FINALLY someone to take my kids in!" The unicorn said doing a little jug. This guy has KIDS?! What chick would want to have a kid with THIS unicorn?!

"Wait you have kids...?" I asked.

"Yuppers duckers! I hate them but that girl HAD to get pre-"

"Just show us were we can get citizenship!" Rose interrupted. Thank god because I didn't want this unicorn redneck to tell us about how he knocked a girl unicorn up. 

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He lead us to a big white building. I was pretty sure it was city hall or something.

"Thanks..." I said to him.

"Yeah. Will come back for your kids!" Rose said.

"God dammit..." I said under my breath. I didn't want to take in any unicorns! Unicorns might be alot of hard work! We walked to the Secretary lady. She smiled at us,

"How may I help you two fresh faces?" she said with the fakes voice I ever heard. Might has well play along,

"We want to get citizenship so we can live here please." I said in a fake voice has well.

"You don't have to get citizenship in till after you moved in silly!" the lady said. God her cheery voice is making me want to jump of a 100 story building and not land on my feet. She kept on rambling about the town and shit. Then she told us about are house,

"Its a BIG one! But you MUST get there quickly before nightfall! I will have my buffalo thingy guide you." She picked up a fluffy animal. It was small and had a pink round baby face and it had long white fur. It looked SO much like my pet on Movie star planet but it was has small has a basketball. 

"Aw..." I said under my breath. The sectary said some things to him and gave him to us.

"He will quide chu there!" She said.

"yes ma'm.." i said taking the little buffalo thingy into my arms. I decide to name him Mr. Marbles after my favorite youtuber's dog. Rose sighed and sigh and we walked out. The small unicorns were waiting for us. They were WAY my happier and cuter then there dad. They flew around us happily. But there was one unicorn that wasn't bright has her sisters and brothers. It was a mindnight black color. Rose seemed to like the unicorn a lot,

"Jenna lets name this one Epic!" Rose said.

"Yeah! that name suits him." I said smiling. "Well lets get going to are house I guess..." I said. We called all the unicorns and we started to walk to are house. But we didn't know that house would be has dangerous has we thought...