one day dip was swalking at 12pm on the roadbwen when he saw a bag. he woz so in luv he stole it! dipper waoz like stan in the way he done it? Adn then he weng home. the bagwas pink and jad grey fluffy bits!!? he open door and bill was there sittng on diper tabsle. "helo bil he said. " wana sew ma new handhbag!" bull said "yes kawai dipper". dop took put tha bag and put itbon the floor,, he bagsn to kiss bil and the bag jponed in. the tabl wasnso angry it brok apart bcus the tabl was in love with dipr but dipper neva knew dat. bill n dipper fell ontha floor but it didnt mater bcus dey were hapy. thr bag fell apart and diper woz sad. oh no me bag!" he screamed, his heart burnin as tears fel from his eys liek waterfils but bil said "senpai ignor it. we cna go habe fun pirslefs" he winked usin jis one ey. dipr said "yas ok" so dey went away. d only empty rom was d basement bit dey didnt know ford woz watchon bcus he is crepy dey started kisin agan and dey heard a cryin of sad. bil look up and saw ford cryin. bill y ar u cheatin, he said, i fouhhtu were min 4 life! bill was silent and den sed "i soeey ur nepwhw is so nice!" so yummy and dipr woz like "ur chetin on me wit gruncle ford! i hwt u" he ran awaybwit fprd n went 2 d bathroom with ford you were dere, ford confesss hos love n u say "omg ok" u leaf d bayhrom and dipr and fped kiss for no readon watsoevadipr b like "omg u hot" n ford sy wowso r u
dey kos n den go cook breakfadt, it was 8am in gravity flas , dey were kisin 4 7 hpurs! dipr butrnt juice n ford ended up eatin d remains of doprs bag.
it wa so sad but den bill apeard!! pine tre wil u taek me bak" n dipr sia "no i hav fund ma true luv" he patted d top ford hed with his maculine arm
bill begwn ceying, he tried 2 beg but fprd., shot bill!!!1 it eoz so dranstic n dipr n fprd were alone 2 do whatever dey wnated ;) wat dey did was 2 matue 4 dis child bok but it woz kwai let me tel u
u c mabel eating a sandhwich and dwn u go 2 d toilet. u had 2 b ready 4 2day, bcus ford had confesed hos luf 4 u n u were goin in a dated. but u dditn he know he was chwated on u so u wer stil hoppy
ford n diper ate mabel snadwiahch, it wad penit buter n jely, ford fave flabpur!!!!!!!!!!!!; mabol woz sad but who cars about dat cow! she is d woest cjarcter in the show! dord n dipr let jer cei n dey were hapy. dundelu u apred. u cried "omg u r chetin we were 3 b dated??" an den ford owz like omg ops n u sceeam *ur sick*
Ford: im sory *tries to tuch u*
dipr: gtfo!!! *tries to kill u*
u cey and run away, u get a knif n kill urslef.......
