WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
Picture this-
Everything in my life is normal and average. I have brown hair and brown eyes, exercise is child cruelty to me, I make straight D's with an occasional B-. I have two siblings and get the honor of being a middle child with exactly two friends and joint custody wanting parents. While food is my only true love.
See completely average.
Now what would happen-
If one night, I'm home alone sitting on my living room couch with a piece of cake in my hands watching doctor who. Minding my own business, when some idiot decides to repeatedly bang on my door. So being the person I am, I grab a blue light saber and open the door, only to be greeted by three dudes.
One- is drunk out of his mind, while yelling at the unicorns to stop stealing peter pans Nutella.
The second one- has a stab wound on his side acting like he's gonna die any minute- oops, he might.
And finally, the third one- just looks like he wants to stab me in the neck, while laughing evilly and fleeing the crime scene.
Weird right?
So tell me why I am now having high speed chases with the cops, getting a tattoo, doing graffiti, breaking into a candy store, cliff diving (more or less), and shooting someone in the foot.
And that barely tips the ice berg.
So what would happen to my completely average life? Chaos. Complete and utter chaos.
Fun right?
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