The Discovery... A Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja Fanfiction

He's Not Chicken

Hey look, i actually published something reasonable close to the last post.

Randy's POV

After I left Theresa, and ran to Howard, he started whining as if on cue.

"Cunningham!! We have to go to lunch! I will LITERALLY DIE if I don't get some knockoff Chicken fries in me!"

My next class was actually lunch, but it's completely awful sometimes because he is always acting like a pitiful baby when he need food.

"Alright lest go."

We walked through the line, got our food and sat at our usual table with some of our other class mates. Then we scarfs down the average food we have, and he asks me a strange question.

"So Cunningham, are you two a thing yet or do i still have wait or even push you together?"

What? "What?"

"Theresa Fowler!"

Am I really being that obvious? " Ummm, I have no idea what you are saying."

"Bruh, I am good at picking up on signals." No your not, "So I can tell that you like her, more than a little bit."

"Okay, whatever, what if i did like her, what if I thought she was the complete cheese...or something. What are you suggesting?"

Please don't say what I think you are about to say.

"So? Ask her out!!"

Of course he suggests this

"What?! I can't just go up and ask her out! There are too many possibilities! What if she says no?! What is she says yes?!? WHAT IF SHE SAYS I'M A SHOOB?!?!"

"Ugh, Cunningham, you are a shoob...what no! Your a chicken!"

"I AM NO CHICKEN!"

"Yes you ARE!"

"NO!"

"Well, if you aren't a chicken, you can talk to her, then make you fall in love."

"Fine, I will then...."

"Okay do it!"

Then, the bell finally rang and we parted our ways, he went to his last class, and i went to mine. I walked all the way...to the library. I took a ginormous breath, and walked in. I kept my head down, until I saw her, sitting at one of the tables near the back next to the non-fictions. Walked right up to her, with the natural light lying on her ever so gently, and said,

"Is this seat taken, Theresa Fowler?"