A/N: They're mostly just funny.
Kyo Kara Maoh (English Dub)
"Hey, not everyone can be a genius!" -Yuuri
"Concentrating makes me sneeze." -Yuuri
"Now listen! You think you're cute, and maybe you actually are, but being cute doesn't make it okay for you to be unfaithful." -Wolfram
"It's like the titanic! We must have hit a giant iceberg!" -Yuuri
"Justice be done!" -Yuuri as the Demon King
"The devil? Perhaps you should take another look." -Yuuri as the Demon King
"Oh darling you live! Now you can take out the trash!" -Random Woman
"For Pete's sake would you stop talking like that. You can't expect me to take lives of any quantity, even if they're Yankee's fans." -Yuuri
"Oh man! Morgif, don't go putting strange things in your mouth, didn't your mother teach you that? Spit it out right now!" -Yuuri
"You really shouldn't watch executions when you're 112." -Random woman reacting to old man dying
"Hey! And stay away from young ladies and handsome men, you dog!" -Wolfram
"All I know is that Big Brother loves anything small and cute, and Yuuri is an insensitive flirt." -Wolfram
"You can get great results by acting on inspiration." -Yuuri
"Doesn't being in love mean you're nice and friendly, considerate and kind? You know like saving the life of that special person you love so much." -Yuuri
"I'm just saying that love isn't something you give to one person while you say 'screw you' to everyone else on this planet! Shouldn't you share your love with every living thing?" -Yuuri
"If you don't want to [hold my hand] you can hold onto Windpipe #1." -Yuuri
"If you eat them there won't be an opponent and we'll be the winners!" -Some guy
"Wait a minute - you didn't argue back, are you accepting your wimpiness?" -Wolfram
"I'm so ashamed of myself...it hurts me. But Yuuri didn't even get mad at me. He's never scolded me for being bad- not once -what I did was a terrible thing, and even so he never says he hates me for doing it. Instead, he says he loves me and tells me I'm cute. He tells me he wants me to be his daughter. I feel so bad. I tried to do such a terrible thing to him and he still loves me. But I'm so glad. I wish I could be with Yuuri forever and ever." -Greta
