You woke up laying next to Dan with a broom that fell to the side of you.
Dan woke up and took the broom that was beside you. You were wide eyed.
"Wh- what are you doing??"
He got up with you still underneath.
He violently shook the broom in the air and screamed like a pigeon.
Phil walked in shocked.
"DAN? What the bloody anus are you doing??"
"I- it's not what it looks like!"
"Stop having sex at the bottom of the stairs."
"Can we have it on the stairs?"
"Whatever." Phil replied and walked to his room with cherries in hand.
You moved to sit on the stairs and Dan stood on the step in front of you. He went back to screaming like a pesto on and shaking the broom violently. The brush fell off and you were panting like a jiggly square.
He laid underneath the stairs and screamed up to you-
"THAT WAS SOM GREAT SMEX YOU FUVKING PUBIC HAIR(Alyssa)."
You replied a month later "Agreed."
He got up from underneath the stairs and walked over to you on the step ((you were in those spots for a month)).
You laid down in the kitchen sink and were asleep very fast.
Phil walked in to you both in the sink "Damnit.."
He walked back into his room with his new hamster- he named it striker.
-THE END-
This was a dickumentary on their lives.
