Diary Of A Diary

Chapter 2

23rd November 2015 (morning)

Hey Diary,

I've decided. The world is more important to me than not being in jail. If saving the world means defying the laws, I'm ready. So listen to my plan...you know these humans trust us diaries a lot right? So whatever is written, they take it as true. They consider their diaries, uh...what is it called, personical? No, personalitie? No! Yes, got it - 'personal'. It means only one person's. So if I write something on myself, Tia would definitely consider it true, right? So I decided to write 'I have decided to take Diary along with me on my mission', she'll definitely take me! I'm so clever right? Ya, ya, such talent is rare. Only pure geniuses can have such brilliant ideas. You know, I plan to compete with Einstein's diary one day. Bet my IQ is more than his! He was the biggest fool on earth I've heard, unlike his master, and...oh! I've got to go! It's not easy writing on yourself. But as I mentioned earlier, I have pure talent and, no not again! You're distracting me! Bye!

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And Telly's plan succeeded. But as diaries' eyesight and hearing is weak on the covers, he can't tell you the details. So I decided to do it myself. So, when Tia opened her diary that night, she was surprised to see that written. And it was even more puzzling because it resembled her own handwriting! Had she written it when she was asleep? No, but maybe someone else had written.

"Mum!!!" she called out, "Did you write in my Diary?"

Because her mother was the only one who knew her diary's location, though she never snooped.

"No Tia dear, I haven't touched it."

Could her father, or Benny have found out? She decided to ask them.

"Benny! Did you find out where my diary is?"

"If I would have found out, Tia, would you diary still be in one piece?"

Point, she thought. If not Benny...

"Daddy, have you done anything with my Diary?"

"What diary? Which diary? Whose diary? Where diary? How..."

"Daddy!!! Stop! Don't tell me you never knew I write a diary!?"

"I still don't get it Tia. What diary are you talking about? Ooooh! Is it that new book you're reading? What's it called- yes! Diar..."

"Never mind Daddy, I was just kidding about the diary nonsense. Duh!"

That cut all suspects off her list. Who could it be? Well, maybe she only must have written it half-asleep. Whatever, what was she thinking while writing this? but she must have written it for some reason...I'll take Diary along, she finally decided. 

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23rd november 2015(night)

Diary I'm too excited for words,

You know, it worked! She did have a random conversation outside, bet she was asking her crime-mates to let me in. But whatever happened, she's taking me tomorrow! Cooooooool! Told ya, pure talent. So I've got myself entered into her top secret place. Don't worry Diary, I'll take you along too. After all, you are me - in a different p...leave it. You don't need to know all that. Learnt that boring stuff in class, but I won't bore you. So now I need to think of a plan to stop her mission. But first I need to find out what it is. For that, um...do you think this would work? I write in me 'I will write about my top secret mission in my diary, so that when I grow up, I can see my criminal activities as a young terrorist.' No, not criminal activities - um...what can we put? Think 'amazing missions' and 'social work' will do? I think it can. Or...I can look around in their 'hideout' to see what she does. Think I should take Rinnie and Bony along? Or not? Maybe not, it's my mission - I will do it. Okay, so you know my plans right? Wish me luck Diary, wish me luck.

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Imagine Tia's surprise next morning as she saw another note scribbled in her diary. She smelt something fishy. Something's suspicious about this Diary, something not right. Could it be one of those like in the horror movies? No no Tia, control yourself. Your Diary is feeling-less. It can't think. It's a useless thing that holds ink. Talent-less. Brain-less. Mind-less. 

I say, Tia's luck her Diary doesn't know what she thinks of him, right? Her high-and0mighty diary, with pure talent and a brilliant mind...wouldn't be able to take this insult. Her luck, just her luck.

But still she not to write to Diary about her mission. It wasn't an 'amazing mission', neither was she doing 'social work'. Whatever! She'll not write. How would it make a difference to that brainless thing annyway? Nothing.

Don't get distracted Tia. Someone's trying to play a prank on you, and it's not Benny this time. But she was determined to get to the bottom of this mystery as soon as she could. Random prankster! Doesn't even know what prank is funny and what is lame. 

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26th November 2015

Um...diary,

This is failing. Tia read that, still she never wrote a thing. Too busy in her mission, I suppose. Say, you think it's time I get out there and look around? No, she won't notice me. I'll go and be back in a jiffy. I'll just sneak out for a while and see all the dangerous weapons they have. I'll do it tomorrow morning itself Diary. And can I borrow some of your luck for a while? Wait, I own you, and anyway you wouldn't mind just a bit of your luck taken for a minute, would you? Alright, it's settled then. I'm going tomorrow morning with a tiny bit of your luck Diary. And thanks a ton! Wonder what I would have done without you. Hope I succeed :)