Satan was walking through the park on a cold frigid morning. Really it was the middle of summer but hell is so much warmer than here so she was quite cold. Anyway, Lucy was on her way to her sister's house when she tripped into a puddle of leaked gasoline from a sabataged car. Because of her hot skin, the gas lights on fire, causing people to scream in horror and try and aproch Lucy. "DAMN IT!" She screams. It was not the time to be mobbed with strangers. Suddenly a huge metal spoon jumps out of a tree. "I'LL HELP YOU" The spoon screeches. "WHERE IN THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU COME FRO-!" Satan yells, but the spoon wrapped his cold metal yaoi hands around her mouth. "Shhhh." The spoon whispers, "your killing me slowly." The spoon melts into a puddle of goop at Lucy's feet. "PESTALINCE STOP ATTEMPTING TO GIVE ME DISEASES, THEY ARE MAKEING INANIMATE OBJECTS TURN HUMAN!"
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RandomMy head is a giant mass of random (and useless) knowledge. I shall put some of that on here. Olay.
