| all Beyoncé and jlo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. How every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes , full Spanish lips , a button nose , hairless Asian skin with a California tan , a Jamaican dance haul a** , long Swedish legs , small Japanese feet , the abs of a lesbian gym owner , the hips of a nine year old boy , the arms of Michelle Obama , and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian , who , as we all know , was made my Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. |
- Tine Fey
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