CoD Multiplayer

Two-Man Ninja

Featuring my friend over Xbox Live, COWBOY 7377.

On the map Raid, I'm usually scared to ninja defuse, as everybody knows where I hide because the spots are so popular.

"A or B?" Cowboy asked.

"Uhm...A. I'll hide in the water."

"What? How do you 'Hide in the water?"

"You'll see," I said, now coming upon the bomb site. Nobody ever thought to check the water by the bomb site because it's so clear and out in the open. Only I was looking straight down in the water, just high enough so that I didn't swim in it. I was crouching and I had a Black Hat in my hand, making my body look a bit more smaller holding the equipment.

"Oh shoot dude, they're at B! I'm fixing to die," Cowboy said

After that, I looked at the feed where it showed Cowboy's death. Only after did he say "Shoot!"

"Alright Wheatley I'm spectating you in third person." {This means that he is spectating me but he switched to third person so he can move around the camera so he can see the bomb site because I can't}

"Do you see anybody?" I asked.

"Oh man, everybody's passing you up! Nice spot, that actually looks pretty good."

Once again, I tensed up. All I wanted right now was for one of the many people that are supposed to be passing me to plant the bomb.

It took a minute or two, but finally Cowboy spoke up.

"Oh shoot, dude, he's planting! Go!"

I walked up and out of the water. Then, as the planter was laying on the floor when he planted, I struggled with jumping over his legs. After a couple of tries I got it just in time to go directly behind the planter and be ready to defuse. Cowboy was silent and my father wasn't watching me this time to say 'Shoot him!' Suddenly the announcer spoke.

"You're all that remains. Finish the mission." This means that I'm the last person on our team and I need to win. And I'm certainly not going to try to kill everybody as it was a one-against-four situation.

Then I was struck with a thought. A very mischievous thought. I decided that I would embarrass the bomb planter by standing up while I'm behind him and while I'm defusing. Then everybody will think that he's stupid enough to not see a guy who's standing right up. Then I got another thought. When you shoot an "Un-surpressed" gun, a red dot will appear on the other team's radar where you shot.

So, with that in mind, I pulled out my assault rifle and shot straight up in the air. And right after that, he finished planting the bomb.

"What the hell Wheatley?!" Cowboy shouted.

"Shhhh."

I stood straight up and looked straight up, spinning around in circles as I defused the bomb. This time it was much easier, much less intense.

"Aaaaaaand DEFUSED!" I shouted.

"Oh my gohod dude that guy is SO bad," Cowboy said.

"The ninja turtle defuse has been completed."