Markiplier One Shots

You're still short

I was on twitter scrolling through recent stuff when I got the notification that Mark posted something. I opened it up and looked at the pick. Of course I had to pick on him a little, so I commented saying "It doesn't matter how cool you may look. You're still short."

I had completely forgotten about it two hours later when I got a notification from twitter. I checked and saw Mark replied to my comment. "Don't make fun of my height. " I responded with, "I'm not picking on you. I'm just pointing out the fact the growing went somewhere else " a bunch of fans freaked out and I laughed. I was messaged by Mark and the message said, "How would you know?"

Me: I know a good buldge when I see one

Mark: Why do you look at my crotch?

Me: because I'm trying to imagine what it looks like.

Mark: maybe you should come over tonight and stop imagining.