The Tales of the Grand Line: Paradise and Beyond!

Ace x Reader

It was a regular day on the Moby Dick: the old man sleeping, Thatch, Vista and Jozu playing cards, Izo and Haruta talking about vintage clothing, occasionally crushing a tiny fishing ship, you reading your books and Marco and Ace arguing. 

......that last part REALLY got on your nerves, I mean, it was understandable for there to be quarrels on a pirate ship every now and then, but every minute of every day on such a large scale was really too much, even on a pirate ship. 

You were doing your best to stay calm, but that wasn't working very well. One of your eyebrows was already twitching, and several angry veins had shown up all over your face. You put your book down, getting up from your chair, ready to give those two jerks a piece of your mind when suddenly, a certain raven haired second division commander came flying  towards you, landing smack on your chest.

~Timeskip bought to you by all the other supernovas protesting against a Bonney vs Luffy eating contest~

A frightened Marco turned his face towards you, who who now resembled a terrifying demoness. "Marco," you continued, pulling up his passed-out rival by hair, who now had his face punched in a blood spurting out of his nose, "what have I told you about you and your quarrels?"