Things I Will Never Regret Saying + The Story Behind Said Thing

My Friend Out Gays You

This. This is an amazing story. It happened today actually! So we were doing a drama activity and 2 of my group members had to go do something. So that just left me and my friend in a room together. She turns to me, with the most serious expression I have ever seen and in my head all I'm thinking is Oh shit what's going on?? But on the outside I'm like Yessssss? She looks me dead in the eye and says "Have you ever thought about a character for 10 minutes and gotten so excited you got goosebumps?" I would like to mention I fell onto the floor laughing because I thought this was going to be some crazy serious news but it's just the normal for us. Any who I tell her no. She gets this... I can't even begin to explain.. She had this weird expression on her face and she goes into a LONG rant about how she totally did this with Brenda (Scorch Trials and Death Cure) and she could not calm down. I fell backwards in my chair laughing. I won't even lie it was just too funny. I took a very short break of laughing to rush out "Dude you are so gay for her" and went back to laughing. Well now she's laughing too. We finally calm down after 4 minutes and my god. She's like "Dude I'm gay in general but just overly gay for her" and I just couldn't. We spent the rest of the period goofing off instead of doing our work which is okay because we totally were finished. Not really. Haha. I think I will love this story forever. We kept making bad jokes like "I'm as straight as a bendy ruler" or "I'm as straight as a rainbow" and laughing. It was honestly the best. But I still ship Zorelai (Her and this guy who has a HUGE crush on her) even if she's with Brenda. Like no. You don't get to avoid my ships. I'm not using names just to protect people... Or because I don't want a smack next time I see said person.