solnep. a clasic fluff

its not an author's note (i promise)

Okay you nerds here you go *throws this at your face*

Aww. Poor Leijon. Everybody watching her and sollux, probably gonna make them do even more shit. She felt like evacuating this god forsaken room and stealing all the cake ((#JustAceThings)) and then locking herself in the bathroom, just to be a bitch and not let anyone in. Speaking of bitches (to our point) the only reason why she was still there was because she had an opportunity to sail her ships. At the moment, she was debating on whether or not to ruin someone's life. Since it was her turn, she got to dare/dare someone. "I choose..."
She paused for a moment, her hungry eyes scanning the room.

"Karcat."

Karkat's head turned to her in fear, his only option was dare. ((How daring!!1!1!1!))
"FUCK. WHAT INSANELY IDIOTIC ANTIC WILL I BE FORCED TO PERFORM IN FRONT OF A CLAN OF HORMONAL TEENS, NEPETA?" groaned the small masculine cinnamon bun.
"Hmmm... Call your crush and just breathe into the phone. That's it."
Cheered the main female character in our story who was distracted by sollux winking at her and mouthing that he wanted to talk to her after the game. Karkat's face heated up as he hesitantly pulled out his phone, dialing up ________'s number.

The faint sound of ringing could be heard inside of the dead silent room. Nobody dared to make a peep as they all share glances. The host looked very uncomfortable, his butt muffling the vibrating sound. His shaky hand slowly reached into his pocket as he slipped out his phone. "H- hello? Dave Strider speaki-" his voice parallel to his hands, his cheeks red as the sleeves on his shirt. He was interrupted by heavy breathing, the source of the static like sound straight ((unlike them)) across from him. Dave quickly hung up as he announced that the game was over.

Nepeta smirked loudly to herself, her plan; a success. Everyone had obliged as the circle deformed and the humans scattered. Nepeta stood up and made her way to the cake table as she couldn't get her mind off of sollux. "Fuck am I actually having f33lings?" She thought silently. Suddenly, she felt a hand grip her shoulder. It was sollux ((I can't decide on whether to make a Shrek is love shrek is life reference or to just say "well speak of the devil" )).

"Hey- Nepeta, riight?"
"Yeah. Uh, did you n33d something?"
"Ye2. ii need two talk wiith you."
Nepeta sighed as she looked over to the cake, her saddened face mouthing an "I'm so sorry".
Sollux dragged her out of the house, sitting her down on the front porch. They sat in silence for a moment, the chilled atmosphere filled with the sound of crickets and weird ass birds who are not supposed to be up at night I mean like serious what the FUCK.
Ahem
Anyways
They were suddenly distracted by squirrels racing each other on a fence as on tried to jump on a tree but failed and fell. It was very funny.
((Yeah, no. That's just the author sitting outside enjoying the squirrel's failure to distract them self from their own failure.))
"2orry that you were forced two kii22 me." Uttered the coder.
Nepeta gave a small nod as she was actually quite curious to know a bit more about the guy. He was looking down at their feet shamefully as Nepeta was staring up at the sky in awe. The abundance of stars fascinated her as she dreamt of preserving the beauties in a beach glass jar with a beige cloth tied around the top.
"2o. Tell me about your2elf."