Phil is a boy. A very ugly boy. Sometimes he wakes up in the morning and screams because of his own reflection. Phil rode his bike to school one gloomy day. The clouds were gray. Suddenly stuff fell out of the sky. "POTATOES!" Exclaimed Phil. Phil hated potatoes and was very angry. Phil forgot to wear his helmet on that stormy day. Phil got knocked out by a flying potato. He was later found in the hospital with a cracked skull. This is why children, ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!!!
A/N: this story was NOT written by Rosetta but by Yao Ming, Rosetta's friend.
