Forbidden Love..{Raia AU}

Chapter 2 - Off To Florida

-Maia-

okay sooooo in order to prevent myself from breaking anything else in my room and making my mom more pissed than she already is, I decided that the best thing to do was to make a pros and cons list (YAaaayyNO) and pray that I won't rip that either!

CON's Of Going To Florida With My Family:

- I will be forced to spend 24 hours with them for 5 whole nights.
(talk about extreme pain, I'd rather gauge out my eyeballs and shove them up my ---)

- More non-freedom and acting like mommy's little bitch, even though I'm 18 years old.
(how long is it going to take for her to realize that?)

- Taking "FAMILY" pictures that end up in the 'fam of fame'.

(WTF)

- Sharing with my brothers ...

there's a million more to go, but I would need a whole book to explain how terrible this idea is, so why don't we just move on to the pro's?

PRO's Of Going To Florida With My Family:

wait ...

I forgot one thing....

THERE ARE NO PROS.

Everything about this trip screams "I'll make you suffer so bad if you come on this trip..hahahaha"

-Rahart-

ughhh...

Why does my sister have to be such a bastard? It's like she doesn't care about anyone but her slutty self! And don't try that but "she's you're sister, how could you say something like that?" crap..it's just that she ruins everybody else's life but in her book it's the exact opposite.

With Maia, you can never get through to her or have a normal conversation, everything is just chaotic with that girl...very chaotic.

In fact why don't we just take a stroll down memory lane for a second...

When I was 5 and Maia was 2, I was sleeping on our couch when she took a permanent marker and drew on my face, it was THE WORST year of my life, girls hadn't talked to me because obviously having the word BUTT spelled across you're forehead isn't very appealing! As well as the fact that my guy friends avoided me until I could find a way to get rid of the embarrassment that was tattooed across my forehead!

But it doesn't end there...

When I was 7, she pushed me down our stairs...

When I was 9, she bit me and got me infected with her disgusting germs, and I mean she seriously infected me, my arm had turned a disgusting shade of PURPLE!

When I was 13, she gave me cookies coated with toothpaste filling...(and BTW when I was in my pre-teen years I had braces! Can you imagine what that did to my teeth?)

And when I was 19, she stuffed snow down my pants.

(in the deep, deep bowels of my pants)

And this all goes to show is that Maia is an evil person who should not, in any way, be let out of her cage because things well be bad, very very bad!

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      {5:25 }
    {- 5 minutes after family meeting fiasco}

Dear Diary,

soooo yea I'm currently packing my bags because of course after a little re-thinking, I did decide that a little vacation never hurt anybody! but I'll be leaving on an early flight ,,ya know just to get a head-start into my va-cay ;)))))) But hopefully Mommy's little side bitch won't catch me in the act or else my plan might just go down the drain! I already finished my checklist.
Clothes (check)
Magazines (check)
Snacks (check)
Condoms (checcckkkk)

Wish Me Luck, because I'm Off To Florida!

-Love Maia

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uggghhhhh boys are soooooooooo complicated!