I say this to everyone and this is usally their respons
me: I like your legs what time do they open
girl: *walks away slowly*
guy: if u leave ill have to look at the Sun
girl: Why
guy: I need somthing else thats Really Hot to look at
girl: Awww thats so cornyy <3
guy: if u were a tree Ud be that tree
girl: Why Because u like that tree?
guy: no that tree is dead (THIS ISINT A FLIRTING LINE HOW DID THAT GET IN HERE?!?!)