flirting

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I say this to everyone and this is usally their respons

me: I like your legs what time do they open

girl: *walks away slowly*

guy: if u leave ill have to look at the Sun

girl: Why

guy: I need somthing else thats Really Hot to look at

girl: Awww thats so cornyy <3

guy: if u were a tree Ud be that tree

girl: Why Because u like that tree?

guy: no that tree is dead (THIS ISINT A FLIRTING LINE HOW DID THAT GET IN HERE?!?!)

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