Dan has always admired Kanye. He even bought his tour shirt when yeezus didn't come to the UK. He's always wondered what it would be like to meet his one and true idol. Now, that the time has come he wasn't sure what to think. Phil was at home watching Buffy. He felt like Dan should have this moment to himself so he stepped down from the offer BBC gave him. He let Dan have his amazing night and he felt good about it, but right now Dan was in that stage where you just feel numb and everything going on around you is supernatural. It just didn't feel real. It was 5 more minutes. Just five. Crazy thoughts raced through Dan's head. "What if I do something stupid." He accidentally slipped out while staring at the floor. "Do something stupid about what, yo?" A familiar voice said . Dan has heard this voice many times but not so clearly has he had just now. He looked up. There he was. Kanye. "Oh, haha, nothing. H-how are you? My name is Dan!" "Yo. I'm Kanye. Nice to meet ya dawg." Dan continued on with his interview and soon enough it was over. Dan said his final good bye and Kanye walked away. That was it. He'd never see him again. Or so he thought... Later that night Dan was out side waiting to get a taxi when Kanye was panting and running from something. But what? "Yo! Dan dawg! I need ya help bro. Can I take a ride with yo?" Dan shocked at the request said,"Yeah, sure! Uh..." Dan finally got a taxi and they both hopped in. The taxi driver asked "Where'd you wanna go mate?" "Uh, we'll just go to the closest Starbucks." Dan answered. "Okay," the taxi driver said and then took off. It was a pretty awkward drive. Dan noticed that Kanye was super anxious about something as he did frantically look out the window every 5 seconds. What was wrong? Why was he acting so strange? Anyways, Dan stayed quiet because he thought it would be way to awkward to start small talk. Finally, they arrived at the Starbucks. "Thank you," Dan said as he paid the driver and exited the car. He helped Kanye out as well because it did look as if he was about to have a spas attack. Together, Dan and Kanye walked into the coffee place and took a seat. "Uh, what would you like to drink?" Dan said trying so hard not to fan girl. "A regular coffee is fine my n*gga." Kanye responded. Dan got in line and ordered the drinks, he got an iced coffee. He came back and handed Kanye his warm drink. "Uh, Kanye? What's wrong?" Dan finally burst out. "Oh nothing my man." "Oh, okay. It just you seem a little on edge since you can running towards me earlier tonight." "Fine, yo." Kanye said. In a sort of whisper he explained. " Its that crazy bitch Kim. She's been harassing me ever since she got the divorce with some random fuck face. Now she won't leave me alone and she's told everyone that we were getting married, and now look, we're married. She's crazy yo." Kanye explained. "Today she was supposed to be back in the US but she flew here and started to harass me again. So I ran to the closest person I knew and asked them for a ride." "Well why do you think she's so crazy?" Dan questioned. "Yo, okay yo can't tell anyone got it n*gga?" Kanye urged. "Sure thing Kanye." Dan replied.
"Yo............I'm gay man." Dan nearly spit out his coffee. "W-what?!" "Yo, its the truth and I tried telling Kim but she won't let me go! You gotta help me." Kanye pleaded "Oh....okay...." Dan replied. "Thanks so much man. Yo are the first one to accept the true God-like me." Dan was blushing. Why was he feeling this way? Dan wasn't gay. Kanye finished his drink and, together, they walked out of the Starbucks. They started to walk to the end of the street, but they couldn't cross quite yet. It was an extremely busy street full of cars speeding by very fast. Dan ended the silence with, "You can stay at my place if you want." knowing that he agree to helping Kanye. "Yo, now that I think about it, I could probably just buy a flat right now. Thanks for the offer tho home boi." Dan was confused. Now how was he supposed to help Kanye? There wasn't much he could do... "Oh, alright. How do you want me to help you then?" Dan asked. "Yo kno what n*gga? You've already did all yo can do. Yo accepted me fo who I truly am." Kanye responded. Dan was so shocked. As Dan was in the middle of thinking, Kanye stood on his tippy toes and kissed him. Dan opened his eyes in shock but then slowly accepted it. "Thank you Dan," Kanye said right before he stepped into the busy street and died. THE END.
