Worst Places To Get A Boner
Ø On live TV
Ø On a motorcycle ride with your brother. On the back holding tight.
Ø When you’re telling your homophobic dad you’re gay.
Ø When you’re asking the most popular girl in school on a date.
Ø Congratulating the football team giving them a pat on the back.
Ø Taking a yoga class with old ladies.
Ø Looking at paintings in a hometown art gallery. No naked poses.
Ø While you’re on a Pogo Stick.
Ø Visiting your grandma’s house
Ø Reading a report about abstinence in from of your health class and principal
Ø Figure skating with an amateur. Spandex!
Ø In your moms room.
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Me and Jared ^^^^^^ (dedication up there) made this list :D
I will keep updating it as we think of more!
Hope we made you laugh
