Olympus TV

Love Dr- Zeus and Hera

This was a project that my friend and I did, but I thought it was pretty funny so I converted the scripts I to a an actual story.

Lights flash on and Cupid gives Aphrodite the signal to come out. She walks out confidently in her pink toga and matching hot pink heels.

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Love Dr! I'll be your hostess, Aphrodite, goddess of love. Today we have a special guest couple... Please give an warm welcome to the king and queen of Olympus .... Zeus and Hera!!!

As applause breaks out, the couple walks in, with some distance between them. Before Hera gets the chance to sir, Zeus suddenly appears and pushes her aside, while taking the seat closer to Aphrodite for himself. With a hmpf, Hera sits down as well, and gives a pointed glared towards Zeus who has an innocent look on his face.

Aphrodite doesn't allow Hera to retaliate anymore and begins speaking, "So Hera, what brings you here today?"

"Well," Hera responds, " I believe this is a great opportunity to bind and get to know my husband...... Right honey?"

Hera's threatening "sweet" voice seems to jolt Zeus out of whatever daydream he was in and he quickly replies, "Um of course sweetie," lowing his voice to Aphrodite, he adds, " Would you know of any a her management classes afterwards?"

"What?!"

"Umm nothing my love," Zeus tries a charming smile, but it is on,y met with Hera's cold eyes.

"Okay! On to our next quest-"

"WHAT!?" Hera screams while throwing herself to her feet. "I'M NOT DONE!! I STILL HA-"

"EXCUSE ME! WHO'S THE LOVE DR? ME. NOT YOU, SO SIT DOWN AND LET ME CONTINUE!"

Grumbling, Hera sits down next to Zeus, who looks to be fairly uncomfortable with the previous exchange. He scoots closer to Aphrodite, creating a safer distance between him and his wife.

After Aphrodite gives Hera one more glare, she directs her attention to Zeus and smiles sweetly. "So, Zeus, how would you disprove your relationship?"

Zeus takes no time to respond, leaning back nonchalantly, "Oh, extremely laid back. You know blondes on Tuesdays, redheads on Thursdays, and the brunettes... Those are for the weekends... Ohhhh yeaaah.."

With every word Hera's eyes squint smaller and her face turns redder with anger. "And what am I forgetting?" Zeus continues with a thoughtful face. "Umm.. Oh that's right Mondays, Hera," he says with such little enthusiasm, that Hera can't contain herself.

"WHAT!!!!????"

"Umm I mean I'm very dedicated to my one and only wife!" Zeus' words come tumbling out as he realizes the fatal mistake he just made.

"Oh really honey? Do you want me to bring out the honey moon slides?"

Zeus' face pales considerably. "I really don't think that's necessary."

"Nonsense!" Aphrodite exclaims. "Cupid! Bring out the slides!"

A little cherub, wearing nothing but a diaper and a headset, comes prancing along with a projector. The lights dim and a picture is enlarged on the wall. It depicts Zeus and Hera sharing a romantic looking drink together.

"Look at us! We are so romantic!" Zeus cries.

"Just wait," Hera scoffs.

The next picture comes up and Zeus is no longer drinking, but looking up at a pretty girl.

"There happened to be something in my eye."

Hera just rolls her eyes and motions to Cupid to proceed. The slide changes and Hera is trying to distract Zeus from the girl by waving her hands in his face.

"I thought you were trying to wave down a waiter!"

Next Zeus is shown pushing Hera out of her seat and motioning the other girl to it by him.

"There was an empty seat next to me," Zeus explains.

"My empty seat!"

On the final slide, Hera is no longer even in the picture and it just shows Zeus and the other girl sharing the drink that Zeus and Hera were previously sharing.

"I was trying to get cooking recipes."

"Cooking recipes? COOKING RECIPES??!!! YOU DON'T EVEN COOK! I COOK EVERY MEAL FOR YOU!" Hera screams.

"People can change," Zeus says weakly, hiding behind a couch pillow.

"PEOPLE CAN CHANGE? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY FOR YOURSELF??!!"

"Ummm.."

Suddenly a bell ring backstage signaling the end, and Zeus is spared an awkward silence.

"Ok!" Aphrodite says cheerily, without looked fazed about recent events. "Looks like time is up! Bye!"

Hera stands up angrily and drags Zeus out by his ear.

"Well, see you next time onnn... The Love Dr!"

Ok believe me it was a lot funnier when we did a video on it... Trust me.