From Cheercaption to Mrs. Mother Fucking Barbie [2]

Chapter two: what can I say!

Chief was still in shock and the rest of the guys as well as I was getting out the ring. Mr. cocky, what did the chief call him.....Jeenkins? He was staring at me like I grew a third head. I gave him the one figure salute as I walked by him. Ha, and I thought this town wouldn't be any fun for little 'oh me at all.

I was taking off my head gear and getting ready to leave while taking the liberty of borrowing the shorts for the rest of the day. "Wow, just wow, where did you study?" Asked a deep masculine voice behind me. I turned still favoring my left side.

"I've had many chiefs, Masters, and Leaders. I've traveled and had learned a few skills and tricks." I stated trying and failing to walk past my new fan. Gee, Zella Verity already having a fan, looks can't change everything I suppose.

I turned around and looked at him for the first time: He had black shaggy hair, strikingly blue eyes and he was shorter than me. Aw, he looks cute, like pinch the cheeks cute.

PSH! What was I thinking, snap out of it Zella. "Look I'm leaving" I said, turning around to face him. "Step aside buck-ah-roo, my aunt will start to look for me soon, and god forbid she finds me, so until next time sunny!" Good god, I've been here what 4-5 hours? And I'm already starting to get a southern twang.

I was just jogging across the street when someone started talking to me.

Ah, stab me in the eye! please? Did I mention how much I want to be as anti-social as much as possible? Well incase I didn't, you're now informed. "Hey, I didn't even catch your name back there. I'm Willie." The same short kid said, with a blush lingering on his perfect cheeks.

"I'm Zella." I say in a bored tone still jogging. "Where are you heading?" Willie asks as he walks besides me. Uh, can't this kid take a hint. "I'm heading to Brookdale Drive." I answer without thinking. That was my mistake.

"Me too! You must be Vivian's niece then. I live two doors down from you, I mean your aunt, you know she has been blabbering non-stop about you. Although she showed me a picture you look nothing like it..." I just kept walking and he kept blabbing away.

"blah, blah, blah!" seriously another person who couldn't shut the fuck up? It must be something in the water here. Another note to self: Don't drink a lot of water here.

FINALLY, I reached the drive way of Vivian's house. I mustered up enough strength to not choke him, and mumbled a decent good-bye to what was his face....Willard? William? Will..e? Yea! That's the one. I went to my boring bed room, and fell onto the bed, into a state of instant deep unconsciousness.

The next morning I woke up to the smell of sizzling bacon. I love that smell, to bad I'm a vegetarian I thought. I started stirring and my sore muscles tensed in protest. And with them brought the memories of yesterdays events.

I so whooped that guys ass, I thought going into the kitchen. "Well good morning sweet heart. Did you sleep well?" Vivian asked in an motherly tone, that made me tense up. "Umphs." Was my genius reply.

After toast, and letting Aunty know me and meat eating would never be, and educating her of all the cruel ways man-kind treats poor, cute, defense-less piglets, so she could eat her bacon. I grabbed a quick shower locked 'my' door, and snuck out the window.

I wonder what there is to do in a spec on the map town like this. Hmmmm.....Get another tattoo? It would freak out Vivian that's a positive. Hmm...I wonder if there's a mall around here...nah. I could always go to the gym. DING-DING we have a winner.

I was silently going over my great plan, and ran into something, or rather someone.

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