Don't Hurt Me

Meeting.

When I got half way, I felt like passing out. I wasn't athletic, so, I guess that helped me decide my Degree. "Well, I know I won't be the next NBA all-star, that's a fact" I mumble, almost talking normally, as if I were on the phone. On my way, I saw ads all over. "Bui Morr Chiken" a Chick-Fil-A sign said. The spelling was so bad, I was about to attempt to climb the pole, just to correct the incorrect "Bui" which a child could correctly spell, the "Morr" which, probably made thousands of kids think that was the correct spelling, and the "Chiken" that made me cringe even more than The Fault In Our Stars, that I waited for long, but ended up being a cringe fest. Other than that sign, I passed more, that made me itch so badly, that I actually took my bright red Sharpie, and corrected all the mistakes on a sign that said "Coowz r frinds chikenz r fodds" with a cow writing it. It was cool how the cow writing it was a sculpture, but I imagined that the person who wrote the sign looked like that, while writing it purposely. So, I tried to run, but after Six minutes of wheezing and Huffing, I decided to pause. That's when I heard the sound that Francisco's Chevy makes. "Are you coming in, or do I have to physically move you again, I don't mind either way", since my legs were tired and about to fall off, I said "Sir, Is that how you treat royalty?" That made me giggle under my breath, although it ended up to be more of a long wheeze. Francisco rolled his eyes, and got out the car. "Whatever, my lord" he said. I knew he was referencing something, and then he said "Or do you prefer, My Highness" he said in a full on grin that made me cringe. "Black Butler." I said in a serious voice, since I finished it last night, with him. That night was when I actually cried in front of him, because the anime that I loved just ended. I guess he remembered what Sebastian always said when Ciel ordered him to do so. And the same for Claude and Alois. Well, might as well go with it I thought. "You damn demon" I said in a Failed Ciel impersonation. After my Wheeze Laugh, he took me by my legs, and grabbed my back, like a baby. "Yes, my lord" he said. His impersonation sent shivers down my spine. "Whatever" I said to him, but more as if mumbling to myself.