One day I was on the loo and I got off and my mum went into the bathroom and said "who the fuck forgot to flush"
Me and my sisters stood like that as If nothing happened. So we had a big bloody argument again of course me being the middle child I got the blame but none of us perfect.
So we went out to eat and my little sister said "I need a poo"
I said "bloody hell another shit what's wrong with your ass?"
Mum said "you mean Bowles"
I said "yeah sure"
So jess went to go take abbi to the toilet. While me and my mum were sitting down eating more crap.
I said "why did we come here"
Mum said "because I'm bored of home made food"
I said " I thought we got away from that house to get away from fucking home made food. I mean the avert on this bloody menu says it all"
Mum said "no get your nickers in a twist"
I said " I ain't wearing any fucking nickers"
Libby said "then what are you bloody wearing under your trousers"
I said "Girly boxers"
"fucking hell" said Libby
Jess came back with Abbi I said "what took you so long"
Libby said "what so you flipping think"
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So we went back home had a huge shit and listened to Lionel Richie all night long till the whole house smelt like shit. Next door could smell the shit once again Libby said "it's shit mate"
RAINBOWS
