What happens when a cow walks up a hill?
The steaks are raised!
One pencil said to another pencil "you'r looking sharp!" The sharp pencil responded
" I'll be blunt, you look kind of dull."
Why is it easy for hippies to go sky diving?
They're always so high!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call an alligator in a fridge
A refrigigator!
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilean!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer's hands were cold!
That's it for this chapter!
