2009

CHAPTER X

*0 days until...*
DAN'S POV

Today's the day.

Today is the day that Phil and I make our first collaboration.

Philisnotonfire

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"Ready, Dan?" Phil asked me.

I smiled at him, making him blush, "Yes," he peck my lips and turned on the camera.

I picked up his toy lion, and put my face up at the camera.
"Ok, we're live." I heard him say, and I quickly took the lion off my mouth.
"Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face?" I started speaking.
Phil moved closer to the camera making me laugh.
He meowed.
"What does a giraffe sound like?"
Phil made a weird noise, "uahh uahhh."
I laughed constantly, "for every animal makes that noise with you."
"Uahh," he does again.
I pulled my nose up, while he made a another sound.
"Raaaaawr."
"Zebra."
"Zebra."
"Zebra!"
I laughed again.
"If you have to lose your leg or your nose what would you lose?"
Phil giggled, "I'd lose my leg imagine my face without a nose, ahhh."
"Voldemort has no nose-"
"I do look like Voldemort-"
"Voldemort is pretty fit to be honest."
"I already look like Voldemort-"
"I would bang Voldemort-"
"Harry!"
"Ninja or pirate?"
"Ninja! Ohaaaa!"
"I am naked right now."
"Ohhh!"
"Would you eat ham everyday for the rest of your life if you got paid a million pounds for every month you live?"
"Yes! Although, I probably die of ham poisoning."
"Ham overload."
"Ham overdosed. Ham."
"Ham."
"Hham."
"Let's go for it!" He did in a strange voice.
"Is your house still haunted?"
"Um, you maybe not know, but Phil actually lives in the hotel  from the film The Shining." I took the camera and started walking around Phil's house.
"They have the death cathedral window. Demonic toy number one," I pointed to one of his toys, "generally from the hotel from The Shining. Pictures of the dead family that were brutally murdered in this house two hundred years ago. What the hell is that, oh, um," I moved away from a mask that he had, "front door of death. The actual scariest doll in existence, that will just chop you up in your sleep," I pointed to another doll, "look at it, isn't that right?" I asked Phil.
"Mhmm."
"Possibly, the scariest thing in the house," I spun with the camera until I pointed to Phil.
When we finished we went back to his room and continue the video.
"Who was your first love?"
"Your mum."
"May I stroked your glabella?"
"What's a glabella?"
"Let's find out what a glabella is!"
"Okay."
"Glabella is the space between the eyebrows and above the nose."
"There."
"There?"
"Show the diagram."
I moved the laptop close to the camera, but it didn't work.
"Oh."
"That is so interesting Phil," he laughed slightly, "I bet there all so glad that they can see the diagram."
I stand on my knees and I hold a lion underneath me.
Phil kissed the toy.
"Is it fun being a man know?" Making movement with the lion as if it was the toy asking the question.
"Yeah! Specially now I got my cordless hammer drill."
"So manly."
He giggled.
He tried to flex his arm, but he didn't have any muscle.
I grunted, "uggggggh!"
He started to lift up weights.
"Oh yeah," I laughed.
"Oh yeah!"
We both started laughing, Phil put his head on my chest and came back up, making his hair a little messy.
"What would you do if a g-"
"Sh- I need to sto-" he said after sticking his tongue out.
"Say something in French."
"Samonge até ón Fen."
"Estelle sol legume! That's the only thing I remembered from French class."
"Tu ma a prostitute."
"Do you use an iron to straighten your hair like Steven does?"
"Yes!"
"No! Okay, Phil has really crappy GHD's that don't even work," I put my mouth over the camera, but we could edit it out, "they are pound land GHD."
"DEH's."
"There are DEH's."
"il mio nome è philip, a ta."
We went downstairs to get a drink. Has I waited for Phil, I went on a walking machine, "filming it," I heard Phil say, "are you actually?" He giggled, "yay!"
We went back to his room.
"I think you should quack."
"*quack*."
"Uahh."
We've come to a question that had something Phil didn't want to say, "you just can't say it," I laughed, "no."
"How do rabbits get protein?"
"By eating a lot of meat."
"Should I even bother asking about your feet?"
"No!" Phil said in a dark voice.
Phil putted his feet up.
"If you came with a warning label, what would it say?"
"DANGER!"
Phil picked up a toy robot.
"Wall-E."
"Wall-E!"
He put it close to his face and I licked it.
"Would you and your lion ever have a threesome with Hannah Montana?"
We waited until a photo of Hannah was printed.
Phil hold the photo and his lion in front of the camera.
I laughed and started putting Miley close to my mouth.
"Mhmm Miley."
"Mhmm."
"Sexy, Dan, you turn me on," he came closer to me, and started kissing me, "I'm guessing we have to edit that out?" I told him.
"Do you have eyelashes?"
"No."
"What was your first word?"
"Light."
"Okay-"
"Light!"
"This is the most fun I ever had-" Phil grabbed me and push me down.
"Oh-"
We both stayed there laughing, he kissed me again, "Phil, we're making a video," he looked at me, "we could edit that out," he gave me wink.
"Bye!" We both say with hand shape hearts.
I laughed.
"That was so cheesy!"
"It's supposed to be cheesy."
Phil yawned, "bye, bye everybody!"
"Goodbye!"
Phil gave a little lick, but I went up to the camera and licked in front of the lens.
Phil turned off the camera

"Well that was pretty good, Dan."

"Yes, yes it was," I giggled.

I went up to him to give a kiss.

"I guess we should start editing?"

"Yes, ma'm."

"Shut up!" I laughed.

After the editing was done, me and Phil decided to go ahead and fall asleep with each other.

This was the most fun I ever had.
I have finally have a friend for the first eight-teen years of my life.
Or should I say, someone that I love.

*HOLY CRAP! This is so long! I'm sorry that you had to do a lot of reading. But I hope you guys enjoy. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SPEAK FRENCH? i made this because pinof7 came out today on the 29th of November and I couldn't stop watching. There might be a bonus idk maybe. If I have the gusts to do it.*

~Chan