Aries: ... I will kill all of you
Taurus: Whatever
Gemini: Shut up I'm not even blushing *is bright pink*
Cancer: Oh wow sorry I'm so dumb *is about to cry*
Leo: Fuck this, fuck you
Virgo: *internally screaming*
Libra: HAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY GUYS
Scorpio: Don't touch me
Sagittarius: Oh well
Capricorn: *gets a lump in their throat*
Aquarius: *stares at a wall for the next ten minutes*
Pisces: *is used to it by now*
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zodiac signs - ☽
Diversosuseless book of zodiac sign scenarios and stuff, request chapter ideas please x) - - I didn't create most of these so credit goes to the original owners