Journal of a 16 year old boy

Journal entry 1

I guess I should tell you more about myself.

Again.

Hi.

Not saying my name.

But yet I'll give my initials.

MAD

I will NOT tell you what state I live in and I will not give you my twitter and Facebook name.

I'm sorry that's just how I am.

Many people ask me many questions and I have many answers.

Here's one

What type of girls do you look for?

First off, I have never had a girlfriend so I guess about a girl who was shorter then me, but still had the strength to hold me. She'd have to be brave enough to go to my house and yet so scared enough to watch scary movies and get so scared so I can hold her.

Ya...so here's another one that made me laugh...

What if aliens took over the world and you had just won the lottery, what would you do?

First off, where did you even get this question? Second off, aliens? Wtf?

I guess I would build me a bomb shelter where nobody could get in or out but me. Get my xbox360, my iPod, and my amazig loved COMICS. I would save some people so when they finally left we could repopulate the world. Ya...

Next.

What is your favorite show?

I'm not a big fan of tv shows. I like movies and games and comics..or anything that has to do with Batman/Avengers.

Umm ya. Next one gets me.

Who's inside your head?

What? What the heck? I don't even really know how to answer that question. Who's in my head? Um. Ya I can't really answer this.

Next.

Will you marry me?

Um, you don't know my name, yet where I live. I don't know you, I don't know where you live. You might be a 40 year old creep (no offense) and might be a dude for that matter. And I might be single but I'm not despite.

Next.

What is your favorite store to shop at?

I like Spenser's, only for shirts (but I don't get dirty ones cause then my dad would ground me. Trust me already tried) I then like to go to Rue21 to get my pants. I don't go for the colory stuff. I think that's just weird. No. It looks good on girls, but not a dude

Next.

What is your favorite restaurant?

Oh my gosh. I have died. You can't ask a man what his favorite restaurant is! I have many. I like Reds (a dinner in my hometown), Pizza Hut, Taco Bell (Doritos locos tacos! Yes please!), Fuzzolis (yum!), and lastly McDonalds. :) yummy!

Lol, I love this next one. You guys don't know I'm a comic book fanatic!

If Batman and Superman had a battle vs each other, who would win in your opinion?

I love Batman, but I honestly think Superman would win. In an old comic there was one time when Batman faked his own death when facing Superman, but I think Batman still would have lost.

Yeah, have more questions ask me!!! :) I really have no life guys.

And this is The Journal of a 16 year old boy.