today, i woke up and i got dressed into my favourite cockroach onesie. i walked out of the house and walked into an acidic puddle. as my body slowly corroded into the puddle, a stray cat jumped onto me and sunk its claws into my soul. i screamed out in agony and i blacked out . i woke up to blazing fires and smirking skulls glaring down at me. i rubbed my eyes, hoping that this would just be a dream. i looked up once again and saw the judging eyes of SATAN looking down at me. i shrieked and died lolz
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phrasal verb help !! Ü
AlteleAre you struggling with learning phrasal verbs? Are you in desperate need of "phrasal verb help"? Through reading these short, INTERESTING AND FUNNY AF passages, you will succeed in life !!! lolz lmao what am i doing
