Ari

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AVI POV

So, I guess that the pentaholics found out about my distant cousin. They discovered Ari. Ever since my mom's sister's step sister and her husband moved to Belize and became trapeze
artists 16 years ago, I've kept Ari in my basement. I never wanted anybody to know that I was related to him. What would happen to my social life if people knew that I was related to a legit potato?

My girlfriend, Kirstie, has a distant cousin too. Sometimes she brings Klisty over on a leash to play with Ari. Ari loves friends. One time, I walked into the basement to refill Ari's water bowl. When I made my way down the stairs, I saw Ari and Klisty licking each other's arm hairs. Ever since that day, whenever I have to feed Ari, he would try to lick my arms. In return, I would slap him with a fly swatter until he gives up and makes his way back to his bed on the floor. I'm always low on money, so his bed is a cheap blanket.

Recently, I saw new behavior in Ari. He keeps trying to sneak out of the basement.

IM SO SORRY THIS WAS REALLY WEIRD AND SHORT BUT ITS 1 AM RIGHT NOW AND THERE WILL BE MORE SO I UNDERSTAND IF YOU CALL THE HOSPITAL
-Adrianna

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