2: Bad pickup lines

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Luhan's phone:

To baek man & 10 more

Luhan: Hey are you a whale?

Wufan: no.

Luhan: cos we can humpback at my place later (-_^)

Baek man: ooh didn't know you had a thing for kris Luhan ;D

The tall one: Yeah thought you were after Xiumin hyung, guess we were all wrong

Sehbitch: #controversial

The short one: Sehun no one uses hashtags anymore god

Xing: Kyungsoo you're talking, how are you 😊?

Baby Tao: Lol wonder what the fans will think when they find out about Luhan and Kris

Luhan: It was directed at everyone you idiots

Baozi 💕💕💕: Everyone?

Kai: Twelvesome?

Suho: No

Wufan: NO

Chenchen: When mum and dad both agree 👌

Sehbitch: #goals

Baozi 💕💕💕: Lu I thought you were supposed to be filming running man right now

The tall one: Ahh they're each other's fans

Chenchen: It's not as if it's a secret though is it chan

Luhan: shh dae, and yeah but I'm secretly on my phone

Baby Tao: don't get in trouble ge!

Kai: Who knew he was such a rebel

Xing: Oh dear Kyungsoo hasn't replied to me 😞

The short one: Sorry Yixing I turned my phone on silent because I was doing something else, and I'm very good thank you 👍🏼

Xing: 😽

Luhan: Don't worry guys I'm like a spy, I'm super sneaky

Suho: Right...

Luhan: I AM (−_−;)

Luhan: seriously I'm like a special agent

Luhan: I'm like James Bond

Luhan: I'm like

Baek man: you're like??

The tall one: It's been like 10 minutes and he hasn't replied 🤔

Baozi 💕💕💕: He was caught wasn't he

Wufan: Yep

Suho: Yep

Sehbitch: #busted

A/n
Can you tell xiuhans my favourite ship??
(Also I'm so obsessed with bts run, no like really I watched the MV during my French writing exam, I'm such trash)

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