Wishing for kelly

3%

Kelly smokes he started over summer break of 7th and 8th grade smoked every other day.(Quote Kelly)

Kelly told me this and I kind of freaked out, He offered to quit. I was so happy when he offered. 

"Anything for his princess" he said

He quit (for all I know) I haven't seen him smoke (over video chat)  so I think he really did it. I was so happy!!!!!!! 

I got bored and I was done with my homework but didn't want to video chat yet, so we played asking random question game.

Me: Are you a virgin?

Him: Yes, but I have had a bj before

*not knowing what bj meant because I'm a normy I looked it up and found it to be a Blow job

Me: Oh, okay ;)

Him: are you?

Me: Yes I am, and I don't plan on changing that until marriage 

Him: Most girls don't and I respect that, But I think it would be cool if we got married C:

Me: yeah it would ;) what kind of wedding would you want?

Him: Idk wbu?

Me: I want a small wedding.

Him: What does that mean?

Me: Like no inviting everybody and your co-workers neighbors grandma. Small, close friends and family <3

Him: yes of course ;)

Me: Hey I think Im ready to video chat now :)

Him: actually I can't I'm going to a job interview, Eric told me about it and I'm going to try to apply 

Me: thats so cool message me when the interview is over.

*like five minutes later

Him: hey, lol eric got the minimum age wrong he said fourteen when it actually is eighteen.

Me: can you video call me?

Him: Yeah <3

*He calls 

He is at the job place (it being an ice cream shop) They had an old fashion pac-man machine and him and Eric were playing on it, but something was weird his eyes were blood shot and he was sluggish. I didn't think anything of it, because I thought he was just tired. 

He was with Eric for a while fighting over whose turn it was to play and I got bored but he got kicked out of the store and told me that he would call me as soon as he got home.

*Ten Minutes later

He calls me and he is propped up on his side with a box of family sized box of cheese-itz and a gallon of chocolate milk. Man he ate and ate like a champ (not in a good way) He was screwing around and, he called me the most beautiful girl in the world and somehow the topic got to kids names.

 He said "I was once screwing around with one of my guy friends and I told him that if I had a daughter that I wanted to name her Jezabelle."

 I said "ewww noo, You know that is a term for a hooker never will I ever name my daughter that."  

He said "oh *laughs I'm sorry I don't want to name my daughter that anymore, nevermind"

I said " hey we wont have to deal with that for a while because I'm not having sex before I'm married"

He said "not even with a condom"

I said " No condoms break 3% of all condoms fail"

He Bust out laughing and yells what I said to Eric and Eric starts laughing so hard and the two start choking and I just look back at them through the screen with an annoyed face and when Kelly looked back he stopped laughing and immediately and calmed down.

*the next morning 

Him: hey babe?

Me: Hey whats up?

Him: You remember yesterday how I was laughing at when you said 3%?

Me: Yeah.....

Him: Don't  get mad but I was high (on edibles I didn't smoke)  I'm sorry please don't hate me :'(

Me: I could never hate you, and I said no smoking not edibles...

Him: I wont ever do that again, I'm sorry

Me: its really fine lol

Him: No its not I hurt your feelings and I'm not going to let drugs do that, I'm quitting.

Me: Oh my gosh you would do that for me? I love you so much!!

Him: of course princess, and I love you too <3

Me: babe I have to go to school love you talk to you later I hope you have a great day at school.

Him: You too I love you talk to you later  <3