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Cheating

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by hannah_coyle2

by hannah_coyle2

                                    
                                              Football Roast #1
                          Teacher: "Define the word cheating"
                          Student: "New England Patriots"

                          Teacher: "oooooo you got the definition right yasssssss"
                          Student: "yassssssss"
                          Entire class and teacher: "yassssss"
                          One kid:"omg you gotta apply cold water to that burned area"
                          Teacher: "we gotta put ice on the 4 degree burn their ouch."