Avengers Preferences

Drunk Text (He texts you)

(PRETEND THAT STEVE AND THOR CAN GET DRUNK AF)

Tony:

hey Ssexy we shuold deff do thangsss

-Tony where are you, I need to come pick you up

dirrty thangz

-Tony. Where. Are. You

Steve:

heyyyyi u knuwe that i l0v3 u r!ggt

-Omg, STEVE ARE YOU DRUNK?

no0 im at tonis parti

-Okay Steve just stay there I will pick you up

HOe do u knws wherr i am at> r u fulowin mi:

-Just stay there. Please.

Bruce:

wat r wwwe

-Um...are you okay Bruce?

r wii lik a theng

-Okay, Bruce you're drunk i'll come pick you up.

butt wee r lek a theng riigt

Clint:

yur so sex babe

-CLINT WHERE DID YOU GO

fiind mi i m hidiN

-CLINT ARE YOU IN THE FUCKING TREE OUTSIDE, OMG GET DOWN

n0 tats not m3

Thor:

I thenk tht im dyig laDy (y/n)

-You're drunk, I'll call someone to pick you up.

bUT I THENk i am DeiAD

-Someone is one there way just stay there big guy.

Natasha:

you lick mw rigt ?

-Do I like you? Um, Nat we've been dating for 2 years so....

but lik lek mr rigy?

-Okay you're drunk I'll be there in 10

coz i lick lovw u