Avengers Texts

Violence

[Tony is typing....]               10:30 AM

Nat: How long has he been typing?

Bruce: I have no idea, maybe about ten minutes?

Nat: Wow, what is he even typing?

Steve: KakcjwofkwkfjajxkrmAJDKNCKSJCKDMSMCMSKCKRJF

Clint: Woah Steve, chill.

Steve: Sorry, that was a thing called a preset I think...

Nat: Oh you mean where you type something and it says something else?

Steve: Yeah.

Bruce: Don't you mean auto correct?

Clint: Hey, where's Tony?

Nat: Still typing..

[Tony is still typing]             10:54 AM

Thor: *violently hip thrusts*

Clint: What?

Thor: I LEARNED THIS THING ON A MAGICAL PLACE OF THE TUMBLRS

Clint: Oh no guys..

Bruce: Thor has found tumblr..

Steve: What's a "tumblr?"

Nat: Oh right he's been frozen.

Tony: Hi.

Clint: Wait you're saying you spent like a half a hour writing that?

Tony: It was hard choosing between 'hello' 'hi' or 'hey'

Nat: *Facepalm*

Thor: I SEE THAT THE WIDOW OF THE BLACKNESS HAS LEARNED IT TOO

Tony: What's Thor talking about?

Bruce: He discovered Tumblr...

Tony: Oh...

Clint: Lets just hope he doesn't discov-

Thor: WHAT IS THIS PLACE OF BIRD

Nat: To late..

Steve: Wait is he talking about Twitter?

Bruce: Wait you know what Twitter is but not Tumblr?

Steve: Well duh, when you love five seconds of summer of course you would. Are you stupid?

Tony: Wow.. obsessed much?

Bruce: Maybe it's just a faze

Steve: It's not a faze, Bruce!!!!

[Steve has left the chat]

Bruce: Did I do something wrong?

Thor: *VIOLENTLY TWERKS*

Thor: I HAVE LEARNED OF THE TWERKING VIOLENTLY!

Thor: NOTHING IS AS VISCOUS AS MY WHIP