My Stupid, Worthless Journal

"Well thanks bitch!" I curse under my breath as I exit Dr.Reed's office out into the cool, fall breeze.

The name's Chelsea Stryker and I am being forced into writing this retarded fucking journal to help 'Express My Feelings' he said, Yeah I'll express my feelings, by shoving this journal up your ass! Everyone thinks I have anger issues, I think I just like I'm alittle bit too sensitvie ya know? As I walk to the parking lot I notice a Shitload of cheerleaders coming out of the Local Jamba Juice "Oh great, I hope those whores don't come my way"

"CHELSEA!!!!" They all squeal, damn! Fuck you assholes! "We heard about what you did to Steve!" Whore #1 exclaims "Yeah! Thanks it sure did help us alot!" Whore # 2, I glared at the cheerleader's hoping they would get the hint that if they kept messing with me, they would end up like poor old Steve "Yeah! Like oh my god it feels good to know that we can practice with out having some creep like stalking us!" Whore #3 states.

Ughh! If looks could kill, I would have shot daggers from my eyes into their fake, plastic boobs then have Godzilla eat their faces and plant its babies in their intestines! Oh my god leave me the fuck alone! "Anyways thanks Chelsea, but we gotta get going" Whore # 1 says "Bye Bye!!" Thank you Charlie Sheen! NOW I'm winning !! Finally I get on my motorcycle and drive back to my hell hole of a home, driving faster than SpeedRacer I can't help but sing :

Ridin' Down the Highway!

Goin' To The Show

Stopin' All the By- Ways!

Playin' Rock & Roll!

Gettin' Robbed

Gettin' Stoned

Gettin' Had!"

A person behind me honks "Fuck you asshole! My singing is beautfiul In case you didn't notice dick face! " I yell flipping off the asswipe behind me "Hey lady! I got kids in here! Watch your language!" "Does it look like I care asswipe??" I yell before driving off. Turning on my street, I drive up to my house "Home Sweet Home!" "Oh Chelsea, My darling Chelsea!" Oh shit "Fuck You Zero!" Ughh I just love how that amazing Step-Brother of mine has the power to annoy the shit out of me with just one simple word "Baby! Since when did you become so hateful?" 

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Hola! I got bored and wrote this :P Sorry if its shit >:D I'll try my best to make it not... Shitty

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