One day Pauline looked over at Links chest and poked it. She said,"where are your boobs" Link looked confused,"what? Guys don't have boobs" Pauline stood up and took off Links shirt" Links face got red and said,"wait wait...can we have sex somewhere else?" Pauline smacked him across the face, "Thats not what I want you pansexual panda...im looking for your boobs",said Pauline in an angry voice. Link grabed Paulines boobs and he said,"I don't want these meet sacks on my chest okay? They look very gross on guys" Pauline shruged and walked away. She found a joint, it was the size of dog shit. Of course she did the right thing, she smoked it all. She was so high she didnt realize she madeout with 10 people in 3 hours. She got home and went to bed.
Pauline woke up at 6 in the morning cause she had to take a shit. She looked in the mirror and saw Bob Marley. Pauline froze in fear. Bob Marley said to Pauline,"you picked up my joint from heaven, now i must grant you 3 wishes. Pauline screamed," I WISH I HAD A DILDO THAT WORKED SO FUCKING AWSOME" Bob Marley smoked his joint and a Dildo shot out of his mouth. "You have 2 more wishes" Pauline said, " I wish I could fuck like a sex god" Bob Marley sprinked his joint ashes on paulines head, suddenly she felt more active and her vagina felt super strong. Bob Marley said,"you nasty motha fucka, just make yo last wish so i can get the fuck outa here." Pauline thought hard, real hard. Then an idea came to her head. She said," I wish i had a magic wond and anyone i tap it with has huge ass boobs" Bob Marley gave her a ratched ass wond and he vanished. Pauline smiled and taped the wond with her chest. She was a Double D. "OHH SHITTT" said pauline. Pauline ran to haleys house and taped her with the wond, Haley also had Double D's then pauline ran to links house and taped him with the wond and his boobs went to a D. "WHAT THE FUCK PAULINE YOU FUCKING EYELASH TWERKER." Then Pauline flew away and went to Tearahs house and taped the wond on Tearahs moms boobs, Her moms boobs exploded and the world ended...all thanks to pauline and her rachet ass tit wond
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