Broadway's Guide to: pretty much everything

Musical ideas

If you ever need to write a musical, don't force ideas man. Just wait and ideas will come like a monkey riding a speed boat. But be sure to make it an original musical, but don't let the secondary characters steal the show. And if any vampires try to harass, f****** break their trachea. But don't let Larry talk, well you can let him say hello at the beginning of the soundtrack (album only version) but otherwise make him sit behind the keyboard. If the paper keeps cursing threaten to draw on him. 

(how was the first chapter guys? comment!)

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