Cole Is Very... Strange... When He's Drunk

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Cole started a group chat

Zane joined chat

Cole: zAne

Zane: Yes, brother?

Cole: dO YOu WAnNA buiLD a SNOWMAn?! coME On, lET's gO ANd pLAY!

Zane: Cole, you should really only capitalize the beginning of a sentence or proper nouns

Cole: WHy yOU GOTta bE SO rudE?! DON't YoU knOW I'M hUMAN, tOo?!

Zane: I am a nindroid...

Zane: AND HOW WAS I RUDE?!

Cole: tHE COld NEVeR BotheRED mE AnYWAy.

Zane: *Eye twitch* YOU LITTLE...

Cali joined chat

Cali: COLE BROOKSTONE, DID YOU EAT MY 'HYPER' CANDY?!

Cole: THis iS thE PArT oF mE THaT YOu'RE NEVer evER GoNNA TAKe FRoM meH!

Cali: /)_- I'll take that as a yes

Lloyd joined chat

Lloyd: Um...

Lloyd: Question

Cali: Shoot

Kai joined chat

Kai: Bang ;)

Cali: EWWWWWWWWWW I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU

Lloyd: *Insert rolling eyes* Ahem.

Cali: What's the question?

Lloyd: WHY IS COLE OUTSIDE TYPING ON HIS PHONE WITH HIS TONGUE, SINGING RANDOM SONGS, AND HAS ONLY BOXERS ON?!

Cali: Crap...

Zane: *Internet glare* My guess is that Cali has something to do with it...

Jay joined chat

Jay: Hey, guys!

Jay: OMG, WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING, COLE

Cole: sO LIgHT eM uP UP UP! sO LIgHT eM uP UP UP!

Kai: HEY, THAT'S MY SONG >:(

Jay: THIS IS BLACKMAIL MATERIAL *Films it*

Cole: 'CauSE BABY i'M wOrTH iT

Zane: Cali, what was in that candy?

Cali: Hehe.... Um.... It had 2% sugar, 2% a flavor depending on the color, and... 96% alcohol?

Zane: 0-0

Lloyd: 0-0

Kai: 0-0

Jay: 0-0

Cole: \(~^~)/

Cali: Oi! My emoji! *Steals emoji*

Cole: :'(

Cali: Deal with it

Zane: So Cole... Is basically... Drunk.

Cali: Yup.

Jay: This is too funny XD

Lloyd: Awesome, Cali... Can I have a pack?

Cali: MY CANDY, MY PRANKS

Lloyd: Dang it...

Cole: yoU ANd mE, OH, yeAH WE'rE SEamlESS

Kai: So what are we gonna do with him?

Cali: He should pass out soon....

Cole: i'M wiDE AwakE, yEAH i WAs iN THe DArK, WItH aN oPEn hEARt

Cali: Or not...

Lloyd: How long does the candy last?

Cali: About three hours

Kai: It sounds like you've had experience with the candy...

Jay: OHMYGOSH, KAI KNOWS A BIG WORD!

Kai: -.-

Cali: Yeah, I tried it out...

Lloyd: Srsly?

Zane: What was your reaction?

Cali posted a video

Lloyd: ...Wow

Kai: o.o

Zane: That is disturbing...

Jay: wtf

Cali: Yeah...

Lloyd: You trashed your treehouse.... With a fork.... Just a fork.... While watching Hetalia.... And humming Taylor Swift's 'Welcome to New York'.

Cali: Hehe...

Cole: tHERe's a PLace... thAT i KNOw...

Kai: You are a strange child

Cali: Why thank you

Cole: khgevfheafvlilrfwjhlewkhfjndeq

Cole left chat

Cali: He fell asleep... On the roof... How did he get there?!

Lloyd: No idea...

Cali: Well I'll get him down... Telekinesis powers...

Cali left chat

Lloyd: I will find that candy...

Lloyd left chat

Kai: See ya, Zane

Kai left chat

Zane: I hope this never happens again....

Zane: Even if it was a bit amusing

Zane left chat

Jay: I am sooooo showing this to Cole when he wakes up XD

Jay left chat

~~Timeskippy to next morning brought to you by Chibi Romano!~~

Cole joined chat

Cali joined chat

Jay joined chat

Cole: Ugh, my head...

Cole: What happened? I don't remember anything...

Cali: *Snickers*

Jay: Hahaha

Cole: What?

Jay posted a video

Cole: 0.0

Cole: DELETE THAT

Jay: lol, no

Cali: XDDDDDDDD

Cole: -.-

Cole left chat

Jay left chat

Cali: XDDDD I am never gonna let him forget the whole thing XDDDD

Cali left chat

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