The Crazy Hispanic Maid

In a village in Mexico lived a women called Consuela, Consuela lived with her son Rodrego who is in prison at the moment though so she lived by herself. She always was bored cause she was on her own until one day when she went to the supermarket, and she noticed something called Lemon Pledge for 99p and she thought she would buy it to clean her house. When Consuela arrived home she began to clean and she couldn't stop cleaning and cleaning and cleaning, she stopped cleaning at just got 2am when she finished she thought she would continue to clean as her job.

The next morning Consuela went down to the job centre and she asked if they had any jobs that involved cleaning, the lady replied "I'm sorry we don't ,we have some jobs were you sell things in shops is that okay? "no no no NO NO that no okay I look for job in newspaper!" Consuela shouted and walked out. On the way home she went into the newsagents and picked a newspaper up and walked out saying "I take home", Consuela arrived home and opened the newspaper up to look for a job, as she turned the page she noticed a ad for a maid, so she grabbed her phone and dialled the number on the ad.

"Hello i see ad for maid in paper" Consuela said, "Hello okay do you want the job?" a voice asked, "sí sí, i start tomorrow?" Consuela answered, "Okay we'll see you tomorrow miss?" The voice asked, " You can call me Consuela" consuela answered "okay see you tomorrow consuela" the voice added then put the phone down. Consuela sat down in front of her mirror and looked at herself, she has blonde long hair and she was wearing a red and blue dress and she had contact lenses in. She thought she should have a change and went into the bathroom and picked up some hair dye out of her bathroom cabinet it was ten o'clock now, and consuela had just come out of the bathroom her hair was black now then she grabbed her glasses out of her draws and took her contact lenses out.

The next day she arrived at the house she had brought 4 bottles of lemon pledge to use, after she knocked on the door a kid answered with black hair and a Mohawk and was wearing glasses, "Are you consuela?" The boy asked, "Sí Sí" Consuela replied, the boy invited consuela in " Okay consuela you have to clean the kitchen and bathroom, okay?" The kid said, "Sí" Consuela answered. Consuela walked into the kitchen and started to clean and she could see something on the work surface so she grabbed and put into her pocket and continued to clean, "CONSUELA WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?"..............