The Crazy Hispanic Maid

The Crazy Hispanic Maid Part 3

"Morning misser Mikey, how you?" Consuela asked,

"Morning aunt Consuela, I'm fine, nobody bought any of my yo-yo's" Mikey answered with a bit of sadness,

"Don't worry people buy soon" Consuela replied as she walked out of the kitchen,

Consuela went and sat down on her sofa and started watching 'Back to the future' , "Misser Marty you travel in time, I travel in time, I steal time machine of you" Consuela mumbled to herself.

Mikey arrived at a house,"Knock Knock Knock",

The door opened, "Hello there misser, would you like a light up yo yo?" Mickey asked,

"Sorry no" a women in a green shirt replied, He walked off to the next house.

Consuelas phone started to ring, "Hola" she said,

"Hello, my name is Lois and i am seeking for a cleaner to tidy my house" Lois asked,

"Yeah i cleaner so i work for you if you want" Consuela answered,

"Okay that would be great, so i will see you tomorrow" lois replied while hanging the phone up.

Consuela arrived at 31 spooner street, 'Knock,Knock' the door opened, "Consuela?" Lois asked,

"Si" Consuela answered,

"Come in" Lois replied,

Lois walked into the kitchen with consuela, "Peter, it took me a half hour to clean up all that kool aid, i am sick as hell of you constantly making a mess of this house and having to clean up after you. So i hired a maid." Lois said,

"What, are you nuts? We don't have the money for that." A fat man in green pants and a white shirt replied,

"Oh, really? And what about the Peter Copter? Did we not have money for the Peter Copter?" Lois asked,

"Hey, did i say anything when you bought that iron?" the fat man answered,

"Whatever. I want you to meet consuela. Consuela, this is my husband peter, and these are our children" Lois said,

"Oh. Hello, Misser Peter. Hello, Misser Children." Consuela replied.

Consuela started to clean the kitchen, as she walked in she could see a dog on the phone,"Oh, no, no. Doggy out." Consuela shouted,

"What?" the dog asked,

"Out. Afuera." Consuela answered,

"I live here" the dog replied,

"No, no. Afuera." Consuela said,

"But, look, I'm trying... Aah! " the dog replied. After she got off the phone she continued to clean the bathroom, "Jeez! Can you give me a break here?" Peter shouted,

"I clean toilet." Consuela said,

"What?" Peter asked,

 "I clean toilet" Consuela repeated,

"What are you doing? I'm on the john!" Peter shouted,

"Is okay." Consuela said,

"Please leave!" Peter replied,

"Oh, okay." Consuela added,

"This trash?" Consuela asked,

"Trash? What? No! It's a functioning lamp." Peter answered,

"No. Is okay, I take home." Consuela replied,

"What the hell is happening right now!?" Peter asked,

Consuela went and sat down at the dining table,

"Uh, Consuela? I thought you finished cleaning hours ago." Lois said,

"Yeah, what are you still doing here?" Peter asked,

"I wait for rain to stop." Consuela answered,

"It's time for you to go home." Peter mentioned, 

"Is too much rain. I stay." Consuela said, 

"But it's gonna rain all night." Peter noted,

"I sleep here." Consuela replied,

"Uh, i don't know about that." Peter complained,

"I sleep here." Consuela repeated.

When she awoke she walked home because it was her day off, she arrived home and found Mikey making food, "You want some?" Mikey asked,

"Si that be nice" Consuela answered,

"Uh, aunty Consuela, since i'm still off school could i maybe come to work with you tomorrow?" Mikey asked,

"Si you come" consuela replied. The next day Consuela left for work with Mikey and his yo-yo's, 'Knock,Knock', "Oh. Hi, Consuela." Peter said,

"Hello, Misser Peter. No school today, so i bring my nephew, Mikey." Consuela replied,

"You want to buy light-up yo-yo?" Mikey asked,

"Well... kinda." Peter answered. Consuela started cleaning the lounge when Peter and Lois approached her, "Consuela, I'm sorry, but this is not working out. We're asking you to go." Lois said,

"No, I stay. I clean." Consuela argued,

"You don't understand. You're fired." Peter replied,

"No, I keep job." Consuela argued more,

"Here. Here's $40 of you leave right now." Peter insisted,

"No. i stay." Consuela continued to argue,

"God, she's more stubborn than you are." Lois added,

She walked into the lounge and started folding clothes while watching tv, Peter approached her, "Uh, Consuela, does this rag smell like chloroform?" Peter asked, "No, no, is no..." Consuela answered, while consuela was on conscious, peter carried her over to his neighbours house, Consuela woke up on the doorstep, "I need more Lemon Pledge." Consuela said, "Okay." The neighbour replied. Consuela climbed up out of the dog basket and started to make her way home, she arrived home where Mikey was waiting for her.