I'm Secretly John Green

Crash Course

Hello, my name is John Green.

All right, I'll admit it. Yes, I am secretly John Green, working undercover.

But don't tell anyone, all right? This'll all just be our little secret that only we will keep.

You see, these three memes decided to write a book about me. Which is hilarious because they suspected that i'm John Green!

Ah, well, yes, I am...

But they don't know that!

Anyways, today I showed ANOTHER Crash Course video today in class. It seemed a bit too revealing, but I think that nobody noticed..

Like, I'm self-promoting myself, hello! Why wouldn't I?

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- Jank Green