The Life of bob

1.

-Bob's POV-

"Got eem" I shout as I put it in Amy's friend Debby Duley and out former neighbor. "Here's a licker-doodle just for youdles!" She screams as she kisses my arm. My face is red and full of passion. I love the feeling of Debby. It's magical. It's better than Amy.

-Amy's POV-

I hear moaning and weird sentences coming from my room. I just got home from work and Bob said he was in the basement watching football when I texted him previously. I slowly walk to the door of Bob and my bedroom. I listen through the door. "Oop there it is!" I hear from Bob's voice. I open the door and freeze.

-Bob's POV-

I'm having fun with Debby when Amy walks in. I thought she was at work. I leave Debby and she farts loudly out of nervousness. It was awful for all of us. I will never be the same.

-Debby's POV-

I see Amy walk in the door and I fart really loudly. How embarrassing. "I'll just be scootin' off" I say as Amy looks like killing Bob. "Help me" he mouths. I feel bad for leaving in only a blanket. Amy's birthday gift I got her last year. "I love you" I mouth back as I walk away.

-Bob's POV-

"Shits finna get real" I think to myself.