ouran one shots

intro

Hi this is my first go at a xreader so I hope you like it and tell me who to do next
Enjoy! Edit: Welp December me I didn't make any wuv happen
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You have just been enrolled in this strange school ouran acemedy as you walk the halls you see a signs indicating what rooms your passing
You see a sign saying "music room 3" you wonder instantly what kind of instruments or classes that room holds so you decide to go there.
You start to get near the door and BOOM you got hit with the door.

"Ow" you fall to the floor exclaiming

"Oh I'm so sorry my dear apologies princess" said a tall blonde kneeling a little to help you up

"Princess?" You ask completely weirded out on why this strange kid was calling you princess

"Thanks for helping me up but seriously. Princess -.-" you give him a bitch please face

"I call all lovely lady's princess" he says as he pulls out a rose

"Fuck boy . . . " you say straight forward

He gasps as if he's never heard a swear word "w-why do you say that c-cursive word"

". . ."

"Hey boss hurry up why are you still at the door way" you hear two voices in unison calling out

"Oh I knocked this beautiful young lady down" he said

'Is this bitch for real wtf first princess now he's calling me beautiful -.- fake ass mofo'

Two identical twins turn to look at you

"Uh hi?" Is all you say

A feminine looking boy walk from around the door and sees you "hello are you new?"

"Uh yea"

Before anything else is said 3 more boys come around the corner and greet you

". . . . wtf is going on" you say as the blonde shreks

"MOMMY SHE SAID CURSIVE WORDS MAKE HER STOP" screams out the blonde as he hides behind another boy with glasses

"Who are you all" you ask starting to get annoyed

All the boys walk back inside the room and the blonde comes up to you "we are ourans host club"

"And what exactly is a host club" you ask

"We entertain young beautiful lady's just like yourself with way too much time on there hands" he says proudly

"Oh so a club of fuck boys who charge to be fuck boys" you said with a mean tone on purpose

"N-NO NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT" he screams

You roll your eyes and look past him "question who are you" you say to the brown headed boy

"I'm haruhi fujioka" he says

"Question why do you sound and look like a girl and have a girly name" you ask

"W-WHAT HARUHI IS A MANLY BOY I CAN ASSURE YOU" the blonde screams out

"You sure cause "he" looks a lot like a female" you say

"Well might as well tell you that yes I am a girl" he says

"Ha! I knew it" you say

"But why are you wearing a boys uniform and in a boys club" you ask

"Long story" she says

"Btw the blonde who bumped into you and made you fall in tamaki 'princely type' the two twins over there are the mischevious type (I think) Hikaru right kaoru left the one with the glasses is the 'cool type' kyoya the tall silent guy is the silent and strong type (I think) mori and last but not least honey senpai the Lolita type " she says

"Oh OK thanks" you said

Tamaki walks over to you trying to be princely again and lifts up your chin "why dont you tell us your name my princess"

'OH HELL NO BITCH DID NOT JUST TOUCH ME'

You move your head away and push him "I would appreciate it if you refrain from touching me with your fuck boy hands"

Tamaki ran over to his emo corner "MOMMY WHY IS SHE SO MEAN"

"I dont know daddy" kyoya said while gritting his teeth on 'daddy'

"You people are the weirdest human beings I have ever met"

You go to exit the room "Btw I'm (y/n) (l/n)"

You leave with a badass exit

~to be continued in the other one shots~

IMA douche this is an introduction cause honestly this chapter would belong in a actual ×reader but knowing Wattpad I wouldn't have many people reading it weep weep cry cry ;A; but tell me if I should make a actual ×reader