One day Ian was @ his house and he waz like hay what should I do because I'm bored. So he walked out side and waz like (wow look waz like is right undo waz like it magic the card game this fanfic is sposerd) hay world what sould I'd do and no one said anything.
But all of sudden Jack waz "like hay Ian do u like pizza" and Ian was all like " all of the heck hays"
the they went to a pizza place and at pizza it waz like a date. (And it will never be interrupted because it is legal.)
then Jack was all like "hay do you go to dance will you with me cause I haz no date " and Ian was like "yes "
but then a dog man who was a secret dog standing on two legs said "my name is Sir Jeffery gamers and you shall go to the dance with me!!!1!!!111!" And started driving on one of the Segways with out hands like all the cool vines have and it took ten minutes to get across the room and grad Ian the get in his car (a nother vine Segway taped to a third vine Segway) Jeff also was at the same time clanging mis Carson to a leg race (get it leg race). And Jack was like "ah hell na" as he snapped the air.
The Jack puller out the entire USA army out of his butt and said " get that dog he is kid sleeping!!!!"
The Army whant on big cahace and got Ian back the the sent the two home and had a sasage eating comatotion And the Jack waz like let go to my place and they watched YouTube because Netflix is cleshay and the Jack was like can you take of my shirt for me and Ian did but then big wings shot out and spikes and Ian was like "oh my Ethan "yo you straight up a yo that sucks ... That Pun i start up meant to say that bro."
Ten seconds later on old lady was like "hay stop yelling" then Jack ate here too then turn back into a human.
Nine months later he was found dead shatting him self on the toilet.
And the cop said "the man must have lived a pretty shitty life or he just ate two body's and that's why there is two piles of bones in the corner"
"Nah it must be the first one"
This man never girl friend/boy friend and lived lived a shitty life that man name was sir Jeffery gamer.
Dun dun dun DUN
