Niall:
"I don't work out."
Has sexy biceps.
-His reaction to that guy with biceps that looked like him;
"But I wish I had biceps like that!"
Louis:
Says, "I won't smoke and never will."
Smokes.
"I don't like tattoos."
Has tattoos.
So basically, these guys are a bunch of baloney.
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